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Hee Haw

Hee Haw is a dark, psychological horror, in which nothing is quite what it seems. When Colin, a middle-aged fantasist and loner who lives with his parents, snatches a girl he finds in the...

The Crucifiction of Bastard Jesus

  “The book which made the Pope’s sphincter tighten and his testes retract into his body.” The story of Easter is well known, but the church is more tight-lipped about the second son of...

Fucked-up Bedtime Stories Series One

  Ten year old Arnold has a cuddly friend, Jimmy the Chimp. His toy ape is his companion, his fellow adventurer and his advisor. No one else can hear Jimmy when he talks, and...

Dog Food

When David Miller returns home from his family holiday, what appears to be a routine security check at the airport very quickly spirals out of control and takes on a darkness he cannot fathom....

The God of Wanking

After accidentally reviving a dormant demon, Diego is offered the deal of a lifetime. He can have his way with any woman he wishes, fulfilling his carnal desires. All he has to do in...

Cock-A-Voodoo-Doo and Other Twisted Love Stories

  Cock-A-Voodoo-Doo and Other Twisted Love Stories is a collection of three novelettes: Cock-A-Voodoo-Doo, Dolls’ House Diabolic, and The Perils of Dating Celine. Cock-A-Voodoo-Doo Based on a true story which took place during 1970,...

Like a Tramp Yelling at Trains

  When I was a boy, there was a tramp who lived in a derelict factory near our house. On the way to school, we’d often see him, standing at the side of the...

The Devil’s Hairball

When Victor Holycross commits an act of heinous sacrilege at the Festival of the Blessed Virgin, he unwittingly instigates a curse which transforms his wife and daughter into the Devil’s hairballs. To seek absolution...

The Butcher’s Other Daughter

Jacques Dupont is a pork butcher in the small town of Sainte-Marie-sur-Ariège. On the surface, he appears to be an unremarkable man, but Jacques has a secret, a previous life he is desperate to...

Whores Versus Sex Robots

When the introduction of brothels manned by AI-powered sex robots threaten the profitability of the world’s oldest profession, the street girls decide it’s time to fight for their future and bring the punters back...