ABOUT PETER CAFFREY

Peter Caffrey is a writer creating neo-absurdist stories tinged with traces of Bizarro, Horror and Splatterpunk. Poking at the underbelly of life, he combines dark humour, bizarre imagery and twisted plots to reflect the absurdities in life.

He drinks too much, exercises too little and is unlikely to change.

BIBLIOGRAPHY

NOVELS/NOVELLAS

The Devil’s Hairball

Whores Versus Sex Robots (and Other Sordid Tales of Erotic Automatons)
Includes the Novella, Whores Versus Sex Robots, along with a number of short stories: Owning Emily, Training Terrence, Being Priscilla, Watching Tabatha, Chromium Cindy and Absolving Anna.

The Butcher’s Other Daughter

The God of Wanking

Dog Food

Freak Fuck (Book #8 in the Fucking Scumbags Burn in Hell series)

SHORT STORY SERIES

FUCKED-UP BEDTIME STORIES

Fucked-up Bedtime Stories is a series of short stories (approx 5K words) looking at the world of Arnold and his best friend, Jimmy the Chimp. Designed to create a relaxed euphoria at the end of the day, and to promote pleasant dreams and a peaceful night’s sleep. Fucked-up Bedtime Stories are available exclusively via Godless.com, and cost $0.50 each (the first one’s free, little children).

#1: Pussy Galore
Due for publication 19 November 2021

#2: Little Donkey
Due for publication 19 December 2021

#3: Auntie Social
Due for publication 19 January 2022

#4: Pork Chop
Due for publication 19 February 2022

ANTHOLOGIES

TV Head – The Bumper Book of British Bizarro

Santa Claus Versus Anti Claus – Santa Claws is Coming to Deathlehem

Owning Emily – Prose in Poor Taste Vol 2

Cornered – 666 – Dark Drabbles Book 11

The Burning Boy – Tales of the Weird West Vol 9
Due for publication later in 2021

SHORT STORIES

The Butcher’s Wife – Minute Magazine

The Germ – Terror House

The Fortune Teller – Frontier Tales

Being Priscilla – Underbelly (Issue 4)

The Ballad of One Man and Two Man – Close to the Bone

Training Terrance – Idle Ink

Like an Angel’s Tears – Dark Dossier (Issue 32)
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Owning Emily – Horror Sleaze Trash

When She’s Screaming, the Stars Come Out to Shine – Schlock!

Chromium Cindy – Infernal Ink (Spring/Summer 2019)

Cock-a-Doodle-Doo – Danse Macabre

The Black and White of It – Literally Stories

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