Peter Caffrey is a writer creating neo-absurdist stories tinged with traces of Bizarro, Horror and Splatterpunk. Poking at the underbelly of life, he combines dark humour, bizarre imagery and twisted plots to reflect the absurdities in life.

He drinks too much, exercises too little and is unlikely to change.



The Devil’s Hairball

Whores Versus Sex Robots (and Other Sordid Tales of Erotic Automatons)
Includes the Novella, Whores Versus Sex Robots, along with a number of short stories: Owning Emily, Training Terrence, Being Priscilla, Watching Tabatha, Chromium Cindy and Absolving Anna.

The Butcher’s Other Daughter

The God of Wanking

Freak Fuck (Book #8 in the Fucking Scumbags Burn in Hell series)
Due for Publication at Godless,com on 15 October 2021



TV Head – The Bumper Book of British Bizarro

Santa Claus Versus Anti Claus – Santa Claws is Coming to Deathlehem

Owning Emily – Prose in Poor Taste Vol 2

The Burning Boy – Tales of the Weird West Vol 9
Due for publication later in 2021

Cornered – 666 – Dark Drabbles Book 11
Due for publication later in 2021



The Butcher’s Wife – Minute Magazine

The Germ – Terror House

The Fortune Teller – Frontier Tales

Being Priscilla – Underbelly (Issue 4)

The Ballad of One Man and Two Man – Close to the Bone

Training Terrance – Idle Ink

Like an Angel’s Tears – Dark Dossier (Issue 32)
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Owning Emily – Horror Sleaze Trash

When She’s Screaming, the Stars Come Out to Shine – Schlock!

Chromium Cindy – Infernal Ink (Spring/Summer 2019)

Cock-a-Doodle-Doo – Danse Macabre

The Black and White of It – Literally Stories


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