After accidentally reviving a dormant demon, Diego is offered the deal of a lifetime. He can have his way with […]

Trapped between normality and insanity, somewhere in the darkness, exists a state of consciousness so bleak, so miserable, so inescapable, […]

When Victor Holycross commits an act of heinous sacrilege at the Festival of the Blessed Virgin, he unwittingly instigates a […]

Jacques Dupont is a pork butcher in the small town of Sainte-Marie-sur-Ariège. On the surface, he appears to be an […]

When the introduction of brothels manned by AI-powered sex robots threaten the profitability of the world’s oldest profession, the street […]

The eighth book in the Fucking Scumbags Burn In Hell series, exclusively from Godless Doctor Fairweather, a disgraced cosmetic surgeon, […]

  When I was a boy, there was a tramp who lived in a derelict factory near our house. On […]

  The big day has finally arrived for little Arnold. After so many adventures with Jimmy the Chimp, it’s time […]

It’s Arnold’s birthday, and all he wants is for Mummy to come home and life to return to normal. Jimmy […]

  With Mummy still in the special hospital, and Daddy gone, there’s no one to look after Arnold. Faced with […]

  John F Kennedy’s assassination is a moment in history which many claim they’ll always remember (especially if they were […]

  After dealing with Daddy’s new squeeze, Beryl, Arnold and Jimmy the Chimp realise they’re facing an inevitable confrontation with […]

  Mummy is away at the detox centre, and Daddy’s spare time is spent visiting her to offer moral support. […]

  Based on a true story! It happened in 1970, in an Irish Catholic household in North London. Never discussed […]

With Daddy’s focus on Mummy’s recovery from alcoholism, Arnold is left alone to have his adventures with Jimmy the Chimp. […]

  After watching a TV Chef’s hour-long special on all things pasta, the urge to purchase a pasta machine becomes […]

  When an emergency means Mummy and Daddy have to go away overnight, and the only available babysitter is Molly, […]

  The school disco is approaching, but Arnold doesn’t want to go because he has no friends. However, when he […]

  Dave loved Susan. He really loved Susan. Nothing made him happier than when she agreed to marry him. As […]

  Arnold decides he wants a pet dog, but Jimmy the Chimp is quick to resist the idea. However, when […]

  When Mummy and Daddy go away for the weekend, Arnold and Jimmy plan an adventurous time with their regular […]