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Peter Caffrey, Author of Filth

Peter Caffrey creates stories stained with the darkest of dark humour, featuring elements of splattery filth, horror, bizarro and absurdity.


Hee Haw is a dark, pyschological horror, in which nothing is quite what it seems.

When Colin, a middle-aged fantasist and loner who lives with his parents, snatches a girl he finds in the woods, things quickly start to unravel. While his intention is to act out his most depraved fantasies, something about the girl unnerves him. Who is the mysterious Alice, and why does she make him feel so uneasy?

As he learns more about her, he finds himself thrust ever deeper into a world of darkness and duplicity. What is real, and why is he, the abuser, feeling so vulnerable?

“Blending physical and emotional exploitations with a knockout ending is why this book will remain with you for a long, long time.”
Horror Bookworm Reviews
“Once again, this is another great read, from the twisted mind of Peter Caffrey. There are many triggers, such as child abduction, violence, profanity, blood, gore, and murder, and I loved it.”
Leeanne Wright: Goodreads


Haw Haw is available in paperback and eBook formats. Signed copies are also available.

Find out more about obtaining signed copies of Peter Caffrey's books, bookplates (a lower cost option for those who hate the price of overseas shipping), T-Shirts, and whatever other general tat is up for grabs!

The Poundland Candy Floss Edition of Fucked-Up Bedtime Stories Series One is strictly limited, and only 25 copies have been created. They will NEVER be reprinted in this format, and never means never. Each edition is numbered and signed, and also includes a crude drawing of a cock and balls, plus some old tat which is laying around on my desk at the time of posting!

If you want one, act fast, because once they're sold, that's it!