The Crucifiction of Bastard Jesus
“The book which made the Pope’s sphincter tighten and his testes retract into his body.” The story of Easter is well known, but the church is more tight-lipped about the second son of...
Filthy
Zombie Cheerleaders on LSD (Mondo Perverso #2)
When the archaeological society of Beavertown High School go on a dig, they discover their campsite is next to the Gallstonebury Festival at Turdy Farm. After Glenda Gash is bitten by a rat...
The God of Wanking
After accidentally reviving a dormant demon, Diego is offered the deal of a lifetime. He can have his way with any woman he wishes, fulfilling his carnal desires. All he has to do in...
Cock-A-Voodoo-Doo and Other Twisted Love Stories
Cock-A-Voodoo-Doo and Other Twisted Love Stories is a collection of three novelettes: Cock-A-Voodoo-Doo, Dolls’ House Diabolic, and The Perils of Dating Celine. Cock-A-Voodoo-Doo Based on a true story which took place during 1970,...
Ich Bin Ein Boiliner – Unamerican Trash
John F Kennedy’s assassination is a moment in history which many claim they’ll always remember (especially if they were alive at the time). There have been many theories about his death, but Ich...
Cock-A-Voodoo-Doo
Based on a true story! It happened in 1970, in an Irish Catholic household in North London. Never discussed after the sorry shambles unfolded, and only referred to by the family involved as...
The Perils of Dating Celine
After watching a TV Chef’s hour-long special on all things pasta, the urge to purchase a pasta machine becomes all encompassing for Terry. After tracking down a second-hand one on-line, he makes the...
Dolls’ House Diabolic
Dave loved Susan. He really loved Susan. Nothing made him happier than when she agreed to marry him. As he set off to Bangkok on his stag party, he promised her one thing:...
The Devil’s Hairball
When Victor Holycross commits an act of heinous sacrilege at the Festival of the Blessed Virgin, he unwittingly instigates a curse which transforms his wife and daughter into the Devil’s hairballs. To seek absolution...
Whores Versus Sex Robots
When the introduction of brothels manned by AI-powered sex robots threaten the profitability of the world’s oldest profession, the street girls decide it’s time to fight for their future and bring the punters back...