Tag: Demonic

  • FLESH FOR THE MAJESTY

    FLESH FOR THE MAJESTY

    When the fish lady’s basket breaks as she carries her stock into the central marketplace, Eduardo seizes the opportunity to speak to the woman he worships from afar. He invites her for supper and, much to his surprise, she accepts.

    What should be the night of his life quickly spirals into carnage when, after dinner, he pops out to buy some ice cream for dessert. On his way to the cantina, he is attacked by Juanita, and his manhood is ripped from his body.

    Who is Juanita, and more importantly, who is the mysterious Majesty she serves? How will the theft of Eduardo’s manhood impact on his life? Can he discover the truth, battle the Majesty, and regain his missing penis before he becomes a mumbling meat machine with no emotions?

    You might laugh, you might even cry; you’ll definitely wonder what the hell is going on as this surreal tale reveals a world of chaos, disorder, depravity, and duplicity.

    Flesh for the Majesty is not your average tale of mystical entities, wronged women, and dismembered penises. No, indeed; it’s altogether different.

  • FUCKED-UP BEDTIME STORIES

    FUCKED-UP BEDTIME STORIES

    When Jimmy the Chimp persuades ten-year old Arnold to kill his father, it all seems to make sense. Daddy is a bully, and if he were to die, life could only be better. However, Jimmy is actually a Satanic Majesty, and once he exerts his influence over Arnold, things quickly spiral into a clusterfuck of chaos.

    Written during invasive cancer treatment, and while under the influence of increasing doses of codeine and morphine, Peter Caffrey takes Fucked-up Bedtime Stories to places where others fear to tread. It is macabre, grotesque, twisted, and darkly hilarious.

  • THE GOD OF WANKING

    THE GOD OF WANKING

    After accidentally reviving a dormant demon, Diego is offered the deal of a lifetime: he can have his way with any woman he wishes. All he has to do in return is provide a regular supply of sperm. Like most schoolboys, he’s in the habit of regularly wanking, so he figures he has nothing to lose by agreeing to the pact.

    Once the demon takes control, he manipulates the situation, leaving Diego trapped in a waking nightmare. The daily duty becomes a millstone, dragging him down into an abyss of misery.

    Why does the demon want his semen, and has it anything to do with the numerous elderly women who are falling pregnant and giving birth to devil babies with unfeasibly large cocks? With the clergy and their militia hunting down the source of the impregnations, Diego finds himself a victim of the chaos.

    As his world crumbles, his only hope is to free himself from the pact.

    Who is the God of Wanking? Learn more about the background to the book!

    ‘Diego’s sinful habit sends him on a bizzaro adventure involving well endowed demonic babies, pregnant pensioners, even more wanking and a corn effigy that can’t get enough jizz. If Caffrey doesn’t ascend to bizzaro/horror cult status I’m giving up wanking for good.’
    Simon McHardy – author of Mother Maggot

    ‘An excellently-paced, splatteriffic encounter with an trickster god, full of sodomy, corncob cocks, and evil bastards.
    Regina Watts – author of Bloom & Dark