Tag: Demonic

  • Fucked-up Bedtime Stories Series One

    FUCKED-UP BEDTIME STORIES

    Ten year old Arnold has a cuddly friend, Jimmy the Chimp. His toy ape is his companion, his fellow adventurer and his advisor. No one else can hear Jimmy when he talks, and there’s nothing about modern life the chimp doesn’t know. Escaping from the world of Mummy and Daddy, the pair set out to have a series of adventures, aided by the fact Jimmy the Chimp is a Satanic necromancer.

    Let their enchanting escapades relax and amuse you as you slip into a slumber filled with the sweetest of sweet dreams.

    A FEW COMMENTS FROM GOODREADS…

    “Well written, gross, vile, depraved and original.”

    “The humor is outrageous and laugh out loud, and mixes well with the violence that will make a veteran extreme horror reader cringe.”

    “Shocking, disturbing, gross, horrible, vile … but absolutely brilliant!”

    “I can’t believe Peter Caffrey took things this far!”

    “Arnold and Jimmy have a place in my head forever, and I do not want this to ever end!”

    “This is one of my all-time favorite series, and they just keep getting better and better.”

    “Too depraved and gross! Don’t let your kids go anywhere near this bedtime story.”

    “Haven’t laughed so much since my mother-in-law fell down the stairs and broke her leg.”

  • The God of Wanking

    THE GOD OF WANKING

    After accidentally reviving a dormant demon, Diego is offered the deal of a lifetime. He can have his way with any woman he wishes, fulfilling his carnal desires. All he has to do in return is provide a regular supply of sperm. Like most schoolboys, he’s in the habit of regularly wanking, so he figures he has nothing to lose by agreeing to the pact.

    Once the demon takes control, he manipulates the situation, leaving Diego trapped in a waking (or even wanking) nightmare. The daily duty becomes a millstone, dragging him down into an abyss of masturbatory misery.

    Why does the demon want his semen, and has it anything to do with the numerous elderly women who are falling pregnant and giving birth to devil babies with unfeasibly large cocks? With the clergy and their militia hunting down the source of the impregnations, Diego finds himself a victim of the chaos.

    As his world crumbles around him, his only hope is to free himself from the pact.

    ‘Diego’s sinful habit sends him on a bizzaro adventure involving well endowed demonic babies, pregnant pensioners, even more wanking and a corn effigy that can’t get enough jizz. If Caffrey doesn’t ascend to bizzaro/horror cult status I’m giving up wanking for good.’
    Simon McHardy – author of Mother Maggot

    ‘An excellently-paced, splatteriffic encounter with an trickster god, full of sodomy, corncob cocks, and evil bastards. My favorite Godless.com title to date.’
    Regina Watts – author of Bloom & Dark