Signed copies of many Peter Caffrey titles are currently available. However, please note the following before ordering.

  • Due to the hideous costs of international postage, signed paperbacks are only available to readers in the UK. Peter would not be happy charging postal costs elsewhere, as that money could be spent on better things, like beer and meat.
  • Peter has pretty shit handwriting, a rubbish sense of humour, and often loses his glasses. Therefore, inscriptions might be scruffy, include spelling errors, and make little sense.
  • Peter is fond of adding crude drawings to inscriptions, such as the good old-fashioned cock and balls. He is NOT an artist, so it may appear as if someone has let a puerile child loose on your copy.
  • Please complete the form below. We will get back to you with a Paypal invoice. You do not need a Paypal account and can pay this with any card (but not a membership card of Aunty Noreen’s Spanky Bar and Grill).