Signed copies of many Peter Caffrey titles are currently available. However, please note the following before ordering.

• The cost of international postage is hideous, and for overseas readers, signed paperbacks can be unrealistic. I hate having to charge high prices, but if you really want a book, I’ve listed prices to Mainland USA, Canada and Australia. If you’re outside of these regions or are ordering multiple copies, please request a current price. If it’s too high, no problem; you will not be obligated to buy anything!
• I have pretty shit handwriting, a rubbish sense of humour, and I often lose my glasses. Therefore, inscriptions might be scruffy, offensive, and make little sense.
• I am fond of adding crude drawings to inscriptions, such as the good old-fashioned cock and balls. I am NOT an artist, so it may appear as if someone has allowed a puerile child to decorate your copy.

BOOKPLATES NOW AVAILABLE

For overseas readers who can’t stomach the cost of a physical signed copy being shipped around the world, bookplates are now available. These are pre-cut and self-adhesive, so you won’t need an adult to supervise you while you use scissors or glue.

When you order a bookplate copy, the paperback book will be despatched to you via your local Amazon hub, which keeps the postage costs down, while the bookplate will be sent via regular international letter post (delivery time is estimated at 5-7 working days). This makes things cheaper, and for many it’s a good compromise.

Please note that bookplates are not available for the Limited Edition Poundland Candy Floss edition of Fucked-up Bedtime Stories, as this book is only available direct from this website. Sadly, because of the size of bookplates, all you get is a signature and basic puerile drawing. There’ll be no witticisms or lessons in dubious morality!

PRICES OF SIGNED COPIES (INC P&P)

PRICES OF COPIES WITH BOOKPLATES (INC P&P)

ORDER YOUR COPIES

Please complete the form below to order signed copies. Orders will only be considered accepted once an invoice is sent and payment is made.

If you wish to order copies from outside the listed territories, or intend to purchase multiple copies, please complete the form and request an accurate price in the ‘Other Info’ box.

Please Note: Completing the form does not oblige you to buy anything. If you don’t like the price, don’t pay the invoice. I don’t mind!

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• Signed Paperbacks
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• Hee Haw
• The Devil’s Hairball
• Whores Versus Sex Robots
• The God of Wanking
• The Butcher's Other Daughter
• Dog Food
• Cock-A-Voodoo-Doo
• Fucked-Up Bedtime Stories Series One
• Fucked-Up Bedtime Stories (Limited Edition)
• The Crucifiction of Bastard Jesus

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