The Crucifiction of Bastard Jesus
“The book which made the Pope’s sphincter tighten and his testes retract into his body.” The story of Easter is well known, but the church is more tight-lipped about the second son of...
Absurd
Dog Food
When David Miller returns home from his family holiday, what appears to be a routine security check at the airport very quickly spirals out of control and takes on a darkness he cannot fathom....
Cock-A-Voodoo-Doo and Other Twisted Love Stories
Cock-A-Voodoo-Doo and Other Twisted Love Stories is a collection of three novelettes: Cock-A-Voodoo-Doo, Dolls’ House Diabolic, and The Perils of Dating Celine. Cock-A-Voodoo-Doo Based on a true story which took place during 1970,...
Like a Tramp Yelling at Trains
When I was a boy, there was a tramp who lived in a derelict factory near our house. On the way to school, we’d often see him, standing at the side of the...
Ich Bin Ein Boiliner – Unamerican Trash
John F Kennedy’s assassination is a moment in history which many claim they’ll always remember (especially if they were alive at the time). There have been many theories about his death, but Ich...
Cock-A-Voodoo-Doo
Based on a true story! It happened in 1970, in an Irish Catholic household in North London. Never discussed after the sorry shambles unfolded, and only referred to by the family involved as...