Are you ready for the most offensive pilgrimage ever?
Welcome to The Cunterbury Tales.
Featuring 24 pieces, The Cunterbury Tales follows some of the world’s worst pilgrims on their journey to venerate the withered spleen of Saint Augustine. Combing verse and prose, this book will be enough to make Chaucer rise from the dead and pluck the eyes from his head.
LIMITED EDITION
There will only be 69 copies of this limited edition paperback, and each one will be numbered and signed (and no doubt violated with a crude drawing). There will never be any reprints. There will never be any alternative printed versions. This is it: 69 paperbacks printed, 69 paperbacks sold, end of fucking subject.
The book will be available at the Canterbury Book Con on March 29, 2025. It will be priced at a minimum of £6.00 (US$8.00). Why a minimum? Because you can pay more if you like. I really hope you do, because every single penny of profit goes to the Lingen Davies Cancer Fund, which is the charity that funds the oncology centre where Peter Caffrey had his treatment.
All costs for editing, layout and design are covered. The sole cost which will come out the money raised is for printing.
WANT A COPY, BUT NOT GOING TO CANTERBURY?
Not going to be at Canterbury? Don’t know anyone who’ll be attending to grab you a copy? There is another option. A waiting list has been set up for people to purchase any remaining copies. This will be priced as above (you know you’ll want to pay more because you hate cancer), plus P&P.
If you register using the form below and there are copies left, you will be emailed with an offer. If your circumstances have changed and you don’t wish to buy a copy, simply decline the offer. There’s no cost for going on the waiting list, no obligation to buy, and no need to pay anything.
Join the Waiting List
WANT COPY 69 OF 69?
Of course you do! However, copy 69 will not be available for general sale. The object of the exercise is to raise money for Lingen Davies Cancer Fund, so copy 69 will be sold to the highest bidder. They’ll also receive a bundle of goodies, including some genuine one-offs which won’t be available elsewhere!
Want to make an offer? Do so below!
Make an Offer for Copy 69 of 69
CURRENT HIGH BID: US$75:00 (£61:00)