JOIN THE FLESH FOR THE MAJESTY ARC TEAM
Applications are currently open to receive an ARC copy of Flesh for the Majesty. This launches on 20 November 2026, and so I’d be looking to generate reviews and feedback around that time. I’ve included the details below. If it does appeal, simply fill out the form below.
Title: Flesh for the Majesty
Length: 60K words (184 pages)
Genre: Surreal dark fiction
Blurb: When the fish lady’s basket breaks as she carries her stock into the central marketplace, Eduardo seizes the opportunity to speak to the woman he worships from afar. He invites her for supper and, much to his surprise, she accepts.
What should be the night of his life quickly spirals into carnage when, after dinner, he pops out to buy some ice cream for dessert. On his way to the cantina, he is attacked by Juanita, and his manhood is ripped from his body.
Who is Juanita, and more importantly, who is the mysterious Majesty she serves? How will the theft of Eduardo’s manhood impact on his life? Can he discover the truth, battle the Majesty, and regain his missing penis before he becomes a mumbling meat machine with no emotions?
You might laugh, you might even cry; you’ll definitely wonder what the hell is going on as this surreal tale reveals a world of chaos, disorder, depravity, and duplicity.
Flesh for the Majesty is not your average tale of mystical entities, manipulated women, and dismembered penises. No, indeed; it’s altogether different.
- ARCs are supplied as .epub files and can therefore be read on Kindles and other eReaders which support the format. Note that .epub files are pretty much standard across all eReader platforms. Sadly, due to postage costs, physical copies will not be available as standard ARC options. I also do not supply PDFs as they’re not ideal to read on portable devices.
- ARC copies include details about the publication date. If ARC readers wish to provide a review, it is preferred for this to be posted within the indicated time window. I appreciate life can get in the way, so this is a request, not a demand!
- Members of the ARC team will receive an acknowledgement in the final book, and will be offered a chance to purchase a signed paperback of any book they have reviewed, at a specially discounted price. There is no obligation to buy a copy; it’s just a way of giving you something back!