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Puerile

Fucked-up Bedtime Stories Series One

  SPLATTERIFIC | DEMONIC | DARK HUMOUR 290 Pages | Paperback and eBook | From $2.99 Ten year old Arnold has a cuddly friend, Jimmy the Chimp. His toy ape is his companion, his...

Fucked-up Bedtime Stories #12: King Arnold

  The big day has finally arrived for little Arnold. After so many adventures with Jimmy the Chimp, it’s time for Arnold to be crowned. He has to choose his queen and enjoy the...

Fucked-up Bedtime Stories #11: No Pain

It’s Arnold’s birthday, and all he wants is for Mummy to come home and life to return to normal. Jimmy the Chimp just wants Arnold to stay calm and keep his head down, making...

Fucked-up Bedtime Stories #10: Mouse Trap

  With Mummy still in the special hospital, and Daddy gone, there’s no one to look after Arnold. Faced with a spell in a local authority institution, he’s saved at the last minute by...

Fucked-up Bedtime Stories #9: Bully Beef

  After dealing with Daddy’s new squeeze, Beryl, Arnold and Jimmy the Chimp realise they’re facing an inevitable confrontation with the big man. However, a falling out between the two friends results in things...

Fucked-up Bedtime Stories #8: Mister Mummy

  Mummy is away at the detox centre, and Daddy’s spare time is spent visiting her to offer moral support. Left all alone, Arnold is in danger of disappearing down the rabbit hole of...

Fucked-up Bedtime Stories #7: Gin Rummy

With Daddy’s focus on Mummy’s recovery from alcoholism, Arnold is left alone to have his adventures with Jimmy the Chimp. After watching Game of Thrones, Arnold persuades Jimmy they need a crossbow, and a...

Fucked-up Bedtime Stories #6: High Tea

  When an emergency means Mummy and Daddy have to go away overnight, and the only available babysitter is Molly, the opportunity arises for Arnold and Jimmy the Chimp to have a party. However,...

Fucked-up Bedtime Stories #5: Legs Eleven

  The school disco is approaching, but Arnold doesn’t want to go because he has no friends. However, when he meets Emily during a school charity event, he sees an opportunity to not only...

Fucked-up Bedtime Stories #4: Pork Chop

  Arnold decides he wants a pet dog, but Jimmy the Chimp is quick to resist the idea. However, when his attempts to explain that dog ownership comes with a burden of responsibility fall...