Due for publication in November 2026, Flesh for the Majesty is a surreal and twisted tale of one man’s determination to fight back against a trickster God.
When the fish lady’s basket breaks in the central marketplace, Eduardo seizes the opportunity to speak to the woman he has worshipped from afar for many years. After receiving two Arapaima as compensation for his help, he boldly asks if she’d do him the honour of visiting his home that night while he cooks them for their supper, and much to his surprise, she agrees.
However, what should become the night of his life quickly spirals into carnage when, after dinner, he pops out to buy some ice cream for dessert. On his way into town, he is attacked, and his manhood is ripped off by Juanita, who then tries to choke him using his own member.
Who is Juanita, and more importantly, who is the mysterious Majesty she serves? Why is he collecting dismembered penises, and how will the theft of Eduardo’s cock impact on his life? Can he discover the truth, battle the Majesty, and regain his missing manhood before he becomes a mumbling meat machine with no emotions, like many of the men in his village?
You’ll laugh, you’ll cry, you’ll wonder what the fuck is going on, as the surreal tale unfolds to reveal a world of chaos, disorder, depravity, and duplicity, while shining a light on the evil that men do unto women.
Flesh for the Majesty is not your average tale of trickster Gods, wanton harlots, and dismembered penises. No indeed; it’s altogether different.