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  • FLESH FOR THE MAJESTY

    FLESH FOR THE MAJESTY

    Due for publication in January 2026, Flesh for the Majesty is a surreal and twisted tale of one man’s determination to fight back against a trickster God.

    When the fish-lady’s basket breaks in the central marketplace, Eduardo seizes the opportunity to speak to the woman he has worshipped from afar for many years. After receiving two Arapaima as compensation for his help, he boldly asks if she’d like to visit his home that night while he cooks them for their supper, and much to his surprise, she agrees.

    However, what should become the night of his life quickly spirals into carnage when, after dinner, he pops out to buy some ice cream for dessert. On his way into town, he is attacked, and his manhood is ripped off, by Juanita, who then tries to choke him using his own member.

    Who is the mysterious Juanita, and more importantly, who or what is the Majesty she serves? How will the theft of Eduardo’s cock impact on his life? Can he discover the truth, battle the Majesty, and regain his missing manhood before he becomes a mumbling meat machine with no emotions, like many of the other men in his village?

    You’ll laugh, you’ll cry, you’ll wonder what the fuck is going on, as the surreal tale unfolds to reveal a world of chaos, disorder, depravity, and duplicity.

    Flesh for the Majesty is not your average tale of trickster Gods, wanton harlots, and dismembered penises. No indeed; it’s altogether different.

  • THE CUNTERBURY TALES – A READING

    THE CUNTERBURY TALES – A READING

    A reading from The Cunterbury Tales by Peter Caffrey. This video features a full reading of The Midwife’s Tale from the limited edition charity paperback, which will go on public sale at the Canterbury Horror Tales Book Con at the end of March 2025.

  • CANTERBURY HORROR TALES BOOK CON

    Want to have a day out talking horror and dark fiction, meet over 40 independent authors, grab a special limited edition book, watch some author panels and reading, and generally have a good time? Of course you do.

    Pop along to the Canterbury Horror Tales Book Con on 29 March 2025, at Westgate Hall in Canterbury, CT1 2BT. The event is open from 11:00 to 16:30, and entry is free.

    I’ll be there, so come and say hello, eat pork scratchings, and grab a copy of the limited edition The Cunterbury Tales. All proceeds go the Lingen Davies Cancer Fund. There’s only 69 copies, so make sure you get one before they’re all gone.

    I’ll also be lowering the tone on an author panel at 12:45, discussing psychological horror. What could go wrong?

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  • THE CUNTERBURY TALES

    Are you ready for the most offensive pilgrimage ever?

    Welcome to The Cunterbury Tales.

    Featuring 24 pieces, The Cunterbury Tales follows some of the world’s worst pilgrims on their journey to venerate the withered spleen of Saint Augustine. Combing verse and prose, this book will be enough to make Chaucer rise from the dead and pluck the eyes from his head.

    LIMITED EDITION

    There will only be 69 copies of this limited edition paperback, and each one will be numbered and signed (and no doubt violated with a crude drawing). There will never be any reprints. There will never be any alternative printed versions. This is it: 69 paperbacks printed, 69 paperbacks sold, end of fucking subject.

    The book will be available at the Canterbury Book Con on March 29, 2025. It will be priced at a minimum of £6.00 (US$8.00). Why a minimum? Because you can pay more if you like. I really hope you do, because every single penny of profit goes to the Lingen Davies Cancer Fund, which is the charity that funds the oncology centre where Peter Caffrey had his treatment.

    All costs for editing, layout and design are covered. The sole cost which will come out the money raised is for printing.

    WANT A COPY, BUT NOT GOING TO CANTERBURY?

    Not going to be at Canterbury? Don’t know anyone who’ll be attending to grab you a copy? There is another option. A waiting list has been set up for people to purchase any remaining copies. This will be priced as above (you know you’ll want to pay more because you hate cancer), plus P&P.

    If you register using the form below and there are copies left, you will be emailed with an offer. If your circumstances have changed and you don’t wish to buy a copy, simply decline the offer. There’s no cost for going on the waiting list, no obligation to buy, and no need to pay anything.

    Join the Waiting List

    WANT COPY 69 OF 69?

    Of course you do! However, copy 69 will not be available for general sale. The object of the exercise is to raise money for Lingen Davies Cancer Fund, so copy 69 will be sold to the highest bidder. They’ll also receive a bundle of goodies, including some genuine one-offs which won’t be available elsewhere!

    Want to make an offer? Do so below!

    Make an Offer for Copy 69 of 69

    If you like filth and obscenity, you’re not going to want to miss this!

  • THE CUNTERBURY TALES WAITING LIST

    THE CUNTERBURY TALES WAITING LIST

    pilgrimage ever?

    Welcome to The Cunterbury Tales.

    Featuring 24 pieces, The Cunterbury Tales follows some of the world’s worst pilgrims on their journey to venerate the withered spleen of Saint Augustine. Combing verse and prose, this book will be enough to make Chaucer rise from the dead and pluck the eyes from his head.

    LIMITED EDITION

    There are only 8 of the 69 copies of this limited edition paperback still available, and each one is numbered, signed, and violated with a crude drawing.

    There will never be any reprints. There will never be any alternative printed versions. This is the deal: 69 paperbacks printed, 69 paperbacks sold, end of fucking subject.

    The book is available at the following minimum costs, which include Post and Packaging.

    UK: £11.50

    USA: US $24.00

    CANADA: CAN $33.00

    AUSTRALIA: AUS $40.00

    Why a minimum price? Because you can pay more if you like. I really hope you do, because every single penny of profit goes to the Lingen Davies Cancer Fund, which is the charity that funds the oncology centre where I had my treatment, and where Mrs C is currently having hers.

    WANT A COPY?

    Simply fill out the brief form below, and a Paypal invoice will be generated. You can either pay this via Paypal or with a card. Then your copy will be sent out (48 hour delivery UK, 5-7 days USA, Canada and Australia).

    BUY A COPY

    If you like filth and obscenity, you’re not going to want to miss this!

  • THE CUNTERBURY TALES COPY 69

    Are you ready for the most offensive pilgrimage ever?

    Welcome to The Cunterbury Tales.

    There will only be 69 copies of this limited edition paperback, and each one will be numbered and signed (and no doubt violated with a crude drawing). There will never be any reprints. There will never be any alternative printed versions. This is it: 69 paperbacks printed, 69 paperbacks sold, end of fucking subject.

    WANT COPY 69 OF 69?

    Of course you do! However, copy 69 will not be available for general sale. The object of the exercise is to raise money for Lingen Davies Cancer Fund, so copy 69 will be sold to the highest bidder. They’ll also receive a bundle of goodies, including some genuine one-offs which won’t be available elsewhere!

    Want to make an offer? Do so below!

    Make an Offer for Copy 69 of 69

    CURRENT HIGH BID: US$100:00 (£80:00)

    If you like filth and obscenity, you’re not going to want to miss this!