Due for publication in January 2026, Flesh for the Majesty is a surreal and twisted tale of one man’s determination to fight back against a trickster God.
When the fish-lady’s basket breaks in the central marketplace, Eduardo seizes the opportunity to speak to the woman he has worshipped from afar for many years. After receiving two Arapaima as compensation for his help, he boldly asks if she’d like to visit his home that night while he cooks them for their supper, and much to his surprise, she agrees.
However, what should become the night of his life quickly spirals into carnage when, after dinner, he pops out to buy some ice cream for dessert. On his way into town, he is attacked, and his manhood is ripped off, by Juanita, who then tries to choke him using his own member.
Who is the mysterious Juanita, and more importantly, who or what is the Majesty she serves? How will the theft of Eduardo’s cock impact on his life? Can he discover the truth, battle the Majesty, and regain his missing manhood before he becomes a mumbling meat machine with no emotions, like many of the other men in his village?
You’ll laugh, you’ll cry, you’ll wonder what the fuck is going on, as the surreal tale unfolds to reveal a world of chaos, disorder, depravity, and duplicity.
Flesh for the Majesty is not your average tale of trickster Gods, wanton harlots, and dismembered penises. No indeed; it’s altogether different.
