SHORT STORIES

Ich Bin Ein Boiliner – Unamerican Trash

  John F Kennedy’s assassination is a moment in history which many claim they’ll always remember (especially if they were alive at the time). There have been many theories about his death, but Ich...

Fucked-up Bedtime Stories #9: Bully Beef

  After dealing with Daddy’s new squeeze, Beryl, Arnold and Jimmy the Chimp realise they’re facing an inevitable confrontation with the big man. However, a falling out between the two friends results in things...

Fucked-up Bedtime Stories #8: Mister Mummy

  Mummy is away at the detox centre, and Daddy’s spare time is spent visiting her to offer moral support. Left all alone, Arnold is in danger of disappearing down the rabbit hole of...

Cock-A-Voodoo-Doo

  Based on a true story! It happened in 1970, in an Irish Catholic household in North London. Never discussed after the sorry shambles unfolded, and only referred to by the family involved as...

Fucked-up Bedtime Stories #7: Gin Rummy

With Daddy’s focus on Mummy’s recovery from alcoholism, Arnold is left alone to have his adventures with Jimmy the Chimp. After watching Game of Thrones, Arnold persuades Jimmy they need a crossbow, and a...

The Perils of Dating Celine (Free Ebook)

  After watching a TV Chef’s hour-long special on all things pasta, the urge to purchase a pasta machine becomes all encompassing for Terry. After tracking down a second-hand one on-line, he makes the...

Fucked-up Bedtime Stories #6: High Tea

  When an emergency means Mummy and Daddy have to go away overnight, and the only available babysitter is Molly, the opportunity arises for Arnold and Jimmy the Chimp to have a party. However,...

Fucked-up Bedtime Stories #5: Legs Eleven

  The school disco is approaching, but Arnold doesn’t want to go because he has no friends. However, when he meets Emily during a school charity event, he sees an opportunity to not only...

Dolls’ House Diabolic (Free Ebook)

  Dave loved Susan. He really loved Susan. Nothing made him happier than when she agreed to marry him. As he set off to Bangkok on his stag party, he promised her one thing:...

Fucked-up Bedtime Stories #4: Pork Chop

  Arnold decides he wants a pet dog, but Jimmy the Chimp is quick to resist the idea. However, when his attempts to explain that dog ownership comes with a burden of responsibility fall...