SHORT STORIES

The Perils of Dating Celine

  After watching a TV Chef’s hour-long special on all things pasta, the urge to purchase a pasta machine becomes all encompassing for Terry. After tracking down a second-hand one on-line, he makes the...

Fucked-up Bedtime Stories #6: High Tea

  When an emergency means Mummy and Daddy have to go away overnight, and the only available babysitter is Molly, the opportunity arises for Arnold and Jimmy the Chimp to have a party. However,...

Fucked-up Bedtime Stories #5: Legs Eleven

  The school disco is approaching, but Arnold doesn’t want to go because he has no friends. However, when he meets Emily during a school charity event, he sees an opportunity to not only...

Dolls’ House Diabolic

  Dave loved Susan. He really loved Susan. Nothing made him happier than when she agreed to marry him. As he set off to Bangkok on his stag party, he promised her one thing:...

Fucked-up Bedtime Stories #4: Pork Chop

  Arnold decides he wants a pet dog, but Jimmy the Chimp is quick to resist the idea. However, when his attempts to explain that dog ownership comes with a burden of responsibility fall...

Fucked-up Bedtime Stories #3: Auntie Social

  When Mummy and Daddy go away for the weekend, Arnold and Jimmy plan an adventurous time with their regular babysitter, Molly, However, what neither of them expect is having to spend the weekend...

Fucked-up Bedtime Stories #2: Little Donkey

  It’s Christmas, and the children in Arnold’s class are invited to deliver the local nativity play in the town square. When Arnold lands an unexpected role, he spots the opportunity to pull a...

Fucked-up Bedtime Stories #1: Pussy Galore

  Under the tutelage of Jimmy the Chimp, Arnold begins his transformation from being a little boy to a man of the world, all with the help of a can of tuna fish. However,...