Fucked-up Bedtime Stories #1: Pussy Galore (Free Ebook and Audiobook)

Under the tutelage of Jimmy the Chimp, Arnold begins his transformation from being a little boy to a man of the world, all with the help of a can of tuna fish. However, there is a price to pay, and someone doesn’t come home.

BEDTIME STORIES: NOT FOR CHILDREN

Ten year old Arnold has a cuddly friend, Jimmy the Chimp. His toy ape is his companion, his fellow adventurer and his advisor. No one else can hear Jimmy when he talks, and there’s nothing about modern life the chimp doesn’t know. Escaping from the world of Mummy and Daddy, the pair set out to have a series of adventures, aided by the fact Jimmy the Chimp is a Satanic necromancer.

Let their enchanting escapades relax and amuse you as you slip into a slumber filled with the sweetest of sweet dreams.

Good night, sleep tight!