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Fucked-up Bedtime Stories #8: Mister Mummy


Mummy is away at the detox centre, and Daddy’s spare time is spent visiting her to offer moral support. Left all alone, Arnold is in danger of disappearing down the rabbit hole of dark internet videos until Jimmy resolves to teach him all about ritual slayings. They head to the red-light district to find a victim, but spot Daddy there. Why isn’t he visiting Mummy, who is the mysterious Beryl, and what’s going on in Big Bent Bertie’s Bum-Bum Club?


Ten year old Arnold has a cuddly friend, Jimmy the Chimp. His toy ape is his companion, his fellow adventurer and his advisor. No one else can hear Jimmy when he talks, and there’s nothing about modern life the chimp doesn’t know. Escaping from the world of Mummy and Daddy, the pair set out to have a series of adventures, aided by the fact Jimmy the Chimp is a Satanic necromancer.

Let their enchanting escapades relax and amuse you as you slip into a slumber filled with the sweetest of sweet dreams.

Good night, sleep tight!

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