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Fucked-up Bedtime Stories #7: Gin Rummy

With Daddy’s focus on Mummy’s recovery from alcoholism, Arnold is left alone to have his adventures with Jimmy the Chimp. After watching Game of Thrones, Arnold persuades Jimmy they need a crossbow, and a plan is hatched to get Paddy the Paedo to buy it for them. However, when things go off the rails, Arnold ends up in a late-night confrontation in the graveyard.


Ten year old Arnold has a cuddly friend, Jimmy the Chimp. His toy ape is his companion, his fellow adventurer and his advisor. No one else can hear Jimmy when he talks, and there’s nothing about modern life the chimp doesn’t know. Escaping from the world of Mummy and Daddy, the pair set out to have a series of adventures, aided by the fact Jimmy the Chimp is a Satanic necromancer.

Let their enchanting escapades relax and amuse you as you slip into a slumber filled with the sweetest of sweet dreams.

Good night, sleep tight!

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