Short Stories

Zombie Cheerleaders on LSD (Mondo Perverso #2)

  When the archaeological society of Beavertown High School go on a dig, they discover their campsite is next to the Gallstonebury Festival at Turdy Farm. After Glenda Gash is bitten by a rat...

Ich Bin Ein Boiliner – Unamerican Trash

  John F Kennedy’s assassination is a moment in history which many claim they’ll always remember (especially if they were alive at the time). There have been many theories about his death, but Ich...

Cock-A-Voodoo-Doo

  Based on a true story! It happened in 1970, in an Irish Catholic household in North London. Never discussed after the sorry shambles unfolded, and only referred to by the family involved as...

The Perils of Dating Celine (Free Ebook)

  After watching a TV Chef’s hour-long special on all things pasta, the urge to purchase a pasta machine becomes all encompassing for Terry. After tracking down a second-hand one on-line, he makes the...

Dolls’ House Diabolic (Free Ebook)

  Dave loved Susan. He really loved Susan. Nothing made him happier than when she agreed to marry him. As he set off to Bangkok on his stag party, he promised her one thing:...