Category: Short Stories

Ich Bin Ein Boiliner – Unamerican Trash

  John F Kennedy’s assassination is a moment in history which many claim they’ll always remember (especially if they were alive at the time). There have been many theories about his death, but Ich...

Fucked-up Bedtime Stories #9: Bully Beef

  After dealing with Daddy’s new squeeze, Beryl, Arnold and Jimmy the Chimp realise they’re facing an inevitable confrontation with the big man. However, a falling out between the two friends results in things...

Cock-A-Voodoo-Doo

  Based on a true story! It happened in 1970, in an Irish Catholic household in North London. Never discussed after the sorry shambles unfolded, and only referred to by the family involved as...

Fucked-up Bedtime Stories #7: Gin Rummy

With Daddy’s focus on Mummy’s recovery from alcoholism, Arnold is left alone to have his adventures with Jimmy the Chimp. After watching Game of Thrones, Arnold persuades Jimmy they need a crossbow, and a...

The Perils of Dating Celine (Free Ebook)

  After watching a TV Chef’s hour-long special on all things pasta, the urge to purchase a pasta machine becomes all encompassing for Terry. After tracking down a second-hand one on-line, he makes the...