Available Now: Pussy Galore

Available now, exclusively from Godless: Fucked-up Bedtime Stories #1 – Pussy Galore

Pussy Galore is the first instalment in Fucked-up Bedtime Stories, a new monthly series which will run for a full year. While the Fucked-up Bedtime Stories can be read as standalone tales, there is an underlying story which will be best delivered by reading them in order. All Fucked-up Bedtime Stories will be available as a package including an ebook and audio narration file, for just fifty cents (that’s around 38 pence of the Queen’s money). However, as the first in the series, Pussy Galore is available free-of-charge.

Grab your copy here.

Under the tutelage of Jimmy the Chimp, Arnold begins his transformation from being a little boy to a man of the world, all with the help of a can of tuna fish. However, there is a price to pay, and someone doesn’t come home.

BEDTIME STORIES: NOT FOR CHILDREN

Ten year old Arnold has a cuddly friend, Jimmy the Chimp. His toy ape is his companion, his fellow adventurer and his advisor. No one else can hear Jimmy when he talks, and there’s nothing about modern life the chimp doesn’t know. Escaping from the world of Mummy and Daddy, the pair set out to have a series of adventures, aided by the fact Jimmy the Chimp is a Satanic necromancer.

Let their enchanting escapades relax and amuse you as you slip into a slumber filled with the sweetest of sweet dreams.

Good night, sleep tight!

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