Available Now: Pork Chop
Available now, exclusively from Godless: Fucked-up Bedtime Stories #4 – Pork Chop
Pork Chop is available as a package including an ebook and audio narration file, for just fifty cents (that’s around 38 pence of the Queen’s money).
Grab your copy here.
Arnold decides he wants a pet dog, but Jimmy the Chimp is quick to resist the idea. However, when his attempts to explain that dog ownership comes with a burden of responsibility fall on deaf ears, he hatches a plan to ensure Arnold enjoys all the benefits of having a pet without any of the work.
BEDTIME STORIES: NOT FOR CHILDREN
Ten year old Arnold has a cuddly friend, Jimmy the Chimp. His toy ape is his companion, his fellow adventurer and his advisor. No one else can hear Jimmy when he talks, and there’s nothing about modern life the chimp doesn’t know. Escaping from the world of Mummy and Daddy, the pair set out to have a series of adventures, aided by the fact Jimmy the Chimp is a Satanic necromancer.
Let their enchanting escapades relax and amuse you as you slip into a slumber filled with the sweetest of sweet dreams.
Good night, sleep tight!