Available Now: Little Donkey
Available now, exclusively from Godless: Fucked-up Bedtime Stories #2 – Little Donkey
Little Donkey is available as a package including an ebook and audio narration file, for just fifty cents (that’s around 38 pence of the Queen’s money).
Grab your copy here.
It’s Christmas, and the children in Arnold’s class are invited to deliver the local nativity play in the town square. When Arnold lands an unexpected role, he spots the opportunity to pull a top-class prank. However, the fallout creates a cluster-fuck which even Jimmy the Chimp might not be able to save him from.
BEDTIME STORIES: NOT FOR CHILDREN
Ten year old Arnold has a cuddly friend, Jimmy the Chimp. His toy ape is his companion, his fellow adventurer and his advisor. No one else can hear Jimmy when he talks, and there’s nothing about modern life the chimp doesn’t know. Escaping from the world of Mummy and Daddy, the pair set out to have a series of adventures, aided by the fact Jimmy the Chimp is a Satanic necromancer.
Let their enchanting escapades relax and amuse you as you slip into a slumber filled with the sweetest of sweet dreams.
Good night, sleep tight!