Available Now: High Tea
Available now, exclusively from Godless: Fucked-up Bedtime Stories #6 – High Tea
High Tea is available as a package including an ebook and audio narration file, for just fifty cents (that’s around 38 pence of the Queen’s money). It’s book #6 in the Fucked-up Bedtime Stories series, available exclusively via Godless, and brings us to the halfway point in the first series.
Grab your copy here.
When an emergency means Mummy and Daddy have to go away overnight, and the only available babysitter is Molly, the opportunity arises for Arnold and Jimmy the Chimp to have a party. However, their hopes of getting Molly roped into a game of strip poker disintegrate when her friend arrives, and it becomes obvious the pair are on drugs. Bowing to peer pressure, Arnold has just a little taste, before all hell breaks loose.
BEDTIME STORIES: NOT FOR CHILDREN
Ten year old Arnold has a cuddly friend, Jimmy the Chimp. His toy ape is his companion, his fellow adventurer and his advisor. No one else can hear Jimmy when he talks, and there’s nothing about modern life the chimp doesn’t know. Escaping from the world of Mummy and Daddy, the pair set out to have a series of adventures, aided by the fact Jimmy the Chimp is a Satanic necromancer.
Let their enchanting escapades relax and amuse you as you slip into a slumber filled with the sweetest of sweet dreams.
Good night, sleep tight!