Available Now: Auntie Social
Available now, exclusively from Godless: Fucked-up Bedtime Stories #3 – Auntie Social
Auntie Social is available as a package including an ebook and audio narration file, for just fifty cents (that’s around 38 pence of the Queen’s money).
Grab your copy here.
When Mummy and Daddy go away for the weekend, Arnold and Jimmy plan an adventurous time with their regular babysitter, Molly, However, what neither of them expect is having to spend the weekend at the home of their new-age, vegan, yoga-addicted Auntie Doreen. When she tries to introduce Arnold to naked yoga, Jimmy the Chimp decides to take action.
BEDTIME STORIES: NOT FOR CHILDREN
Ten year old Arnold has a cuddly friend, Jimmy the Chimp. His toy ape is his companion, his fellow adventurer and his advisor. No one else can hear Jimmy when he talks, and there’s nothing about modern life the chimp doesn’t know. Escaping from the world of Mummy and Daddy, the pair set out to have a series of adventures, aided by the fact Jimmy the Chimp is a Satanic necromancer.
Let their enchanting escapades relax and amuse you as you slip into a slumber filled with the sweetest of sweet dreams.
Good night, sleep tight!